Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. (Proverbs 31:25)

“The other night he took me to dinner. We were having a wonderful time when he remarked, “You can certainly tell the wives from the sweethearts.”

I stopped licking the stream of butter dripping down my elbow and replied, “What kind of crack is that?”

― Erma Bombeck, “At Wit’s End”